REGIJESUS

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Rejesus: Prophet who walks the earth, spreading the good word of our father, Arceus.

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A Pokéfan and her mother stand in a Toys-R-Us store during last spring's Regigigas pokemon event. The mother squints at the colorful sign, trying to pronounce the name of the strange monster her daughter came all the way out here for.

"Regises?"

"Rehguygus?"

"Reegus?"

This continues all the way to the checkout line, where the mother is buying candy.

"Did you have anything?"
"No, she was just getting her Reegagbuz. Rebajebuz. --- Regijesus."

Cashier steps backwards, laughing.

One thing leads to another.

"Thank you for helping me find Regijesus, Mom."

"My daughter said I helped her find Jesus at Toys R Us, but she was supposed to find Jesus on her own."
Neighbor: "She found Jesus...?"
"Don't ask, it's a long story. Also, Jesus is a Pokémon"

Pity you can't nickname event pokemon, but the next caught Regigigas I get... well.

Anyway, this also happened in Photoshop later that night.

Greatest apologies to any and all I have offended today.